ths is d thin tht thot me hw 2 typ lik dis.....lolz ;)
I'm not going to continue in this seemingly Greek-and-Latin language for fear of lack-of-acumen.This enslaving little bastard of a website has me running to my computer every half-hour to check whether I got any new comments, or any new notifications or if my crops have grown or my energy refilled or my dish cooked.
(Yes,I'm talking 'bout those money-hungry Zynga Facebook apps here, Folks.If you still don't know what I'm talking about, either you are an alien from outer space or a giraffe.But if you ARE actually human and you don't know about all this stuff, God help You.)
Mom, blame this guy for my endless hours on the internet:
Facebook is great for keeping in touch with old friends and making new ones, but for guys like me whose school-buddies make up most of his friend-list, its quite weird.
Heres a typical FB chat:
"hi"
"hi"
"watsup"
"ceilings up :\ "
"PJ : |"
"k"
"k"
*five minutes later*
"so watsup?"
"nothin much"
"k"
"k"
"k bye"
"bye"
That was interesting, wasn't it.?
Despite my self-acclaimed genius for observational and vocabulary skills, I've yet to find a reply for this one syllable word used so many times while chatting : "k". The only other befitting word in reply to this is another "k".
Online lives are like a parallel universe.A person can fulfill his aspirations of being Mr.Perfect. I know a guy whose online profile reads:
Male.Birth:15th July, 1986
Height: 6'2''
weight: 135 lbs.
Looks : Very attractive.
IQ: <140
And he had the photo of a winner of a male beauty pageant set as his profile pic.
Impressive,eh?
In reality,he was a flunked student , failed thrice, almost as short as a midget, grossly overweight and on a scale of attractiveness from 1to 10, he was a 0.05. Geezers!
Heres another example of misguidance by a photo:
By further investigation, THIS was revealed:
NEVER TRUST CLOSE-UP PHOTOS!
Sigh.
Well, FB might be a stupid and pointless waste of time, but, hickory-pants, you ain't leavin' it!
2 Reactions:
Duh, you've really cooked up a beautiful post! Well served as well. Geeves, Facebook has got another person bugged! I'm happy that I have company and sad that another young fella has jumped voluntarily into the same trap! :)
Good post! Keep writing! A blog is a blog only when it is updated.. (Mine is an exception. It's already presumed dead).. :)
Three cheers!
Gopsay!
Thanks!:)
My cooking was never good, but this time I got the right recipe!
I suspect many more people have fallen into the same trap, so I thought, why not blog about it.
PS: People, do comment! An "uncommented" blog makes the blogger dull! :)
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