Sunday, December 19, 2010

Seclusion Of The Erinyes.

 I - Delirium.


I am chaste,
A virgin, unmoved
By the vagaries of
Humankind or
Of the atrocious
Satan of the underworld.

Vivacity and vitality
Is my essence;
The sun is my father,
Nature, my mother.

Malevolence can
Do me no harm,
Debauchery is something
Unknown to my self.

I am energy.
I am spirit.
I am purity.

II - Trepidation and Abhorrence.




Oh, what is this obscurity
That has destructed
My own self,
My sense of being?

T'has destroyed my
Naiveity, butchered
My innocence.
I am lifeless,
Or am I dead?

'Tis this darkness,
It has made the
Empyrean, devoid
Of the moon and stars,
Has only blankness
And the void,
Shrouding me
With an emptiness
Very irreplaceable.

III - Debarkation of  the Deliverer.

I need guidance,
For I can not see.
I need help,
For I cannot feel.
I need nourishment,
For I am starved.
I need support,
For I cannot stand.

But wait, Oh wait,
I see an effulgence,
Piercing through
This impenetrable veil.
Is this my savior?
Is this my hero?

IV - Convalescence.

Relief, I feel it,
For Memphistopheles,
Had eaten me alive.
I yet not feel,
For I am still numb.
My flesh still replivates;
I am still timorous,
I need to recover, 
I need revival.

V - Manumission And Probation.


Freedom is my wife,
And I adore her.
That twilight of darkness
Has given way to
This joyful aurora.

I feel again,
I am revived, 
I see again,
I have survived.

I am salvation,
I am redemption,
I am liberty,
I am me.


Monday, December 13, 2010

Hamlet - The Clown Prince


When Hamlet pulls down Gertrude's skirt to let go of his anger, you know it's going to be a ball of a time. 

There as thousands of reasons to absolutely adore this delightful interpretation of Shakespeare's epic tragedy. One, it has clowns. Two, it has amazing actors who play the clowns. Three, It's so darn funny!
From Figo going "HAPPY NEW YEAR" to Laetres and Hamlet comically slipping in the duel, this play has it all. Lighting, absolutely impeccable.  Props, a bare minimum. The little minutia in the background, the impressive use of stage space, and the audience interactions are the USPs of this immaculate comedy.  There are a few places where one can uncomfortably squirm in his chair (especially if he's watching with his parents) but all the frenzy just adds to the fun! The audience was in splits the entire time!

Profanity aside, Hamlet - The Clown Prince is really well written, and it utterly deserves its numerous accolades. It was Ninety minutes to adore and cherish for all Coimbatoreans.

Amazingly spectacular would be an understatement.

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Unedited review published in MetroPlus :)

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

A prayer.

Give me hope,
To brace myself for adversity,
To give me the tenacity,
To find the best in the worst.

Give me modesty,
To keep my audacity at bay,
To thank them for what they say,
To never embrace arrogance.

Give me life,
To care with infatuation,
To relish with liberation,
To foster imagination.

Give me the dignity,
To have pride in myself,
To be in my right mind,
To never be suppressed, by body or by mind.

Give me courage,
To stand for what's right,
To never give up my attempts,
To fight with all my might.





Sunday, November 28, 2010

HNO3 + HCl

Sleeping for the next day's big gig is a PAIN. I lied down at 10, after an hour or so of packing and unpacking. Slept at 1.

November is awesome. Especially when you cuddle in  inch-thick blankets with the windows open :)  Woke up by 8. Bruv had just returned from one of  his LONG pan-India Yatras.  He returned from Chennai, I was going to Chennai. Irony,eh? Got ready by 9:15. Dropped at school by 9:30. Wandering inside the school without worrying about Exams or classes is a BLISS. Met  PT sir. I was standing with a rucksack heavy with clothes and stuff and ogling stupidly at him sitting there with a TINY bag. What could possibly fit into that thing?


Had to wait for PR. Ass, he is. Told me to come by 9.30, came himself at 10.15. And also forgot his tiffen.  Why, I ask."I'm a Hypochondriac", he says.We stupidly hoped for the Principal to drop us by his Innova. After all, *We* paid for it. Indirectly.
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The bus journey was long. It became warm, and I wondered why I wore my jacket. I still think that a bus-ride is the cheapest roller-coaster you could ride. You know, with the bumps and the rickety suspensions and all? Finally a few seats freed up before we reached the station. PR wanted to know why I love Harry Potter so much. "Convert me from a non-believer to a believer", He said. I love explaining complex Harry Potter plotlines. It was SO much fun.

At the station bus stop, Sir went to charge his phone, and then wandered off someplace. We called him asked him where he was. " I'm over here. Come."  the Genius says, and cuts the line. But we found him and hence, went to Platform 3.

The woman who announces the train arrivals. I always imagined her to be some sorta middle-aged woman. Kinda sweet voice.

I love Tinkle. I still read it. It's right up there with The Deathly Hallows and The Bourne Supremacy. But we refrained from buying it at the stall. Good thing, as we were about to realise.

PT Sir is overreactive. The train stopped for a whole five minutes. But for unknown reasons, we were running like madmen to reach B1.

The train journey was long and quite uneventful, except perhaps when PR prank-called me. He got down at some station.I had just  bought some vadas, and was eating them when his Cell rang:

"Dei Banthia, We've caught the wrong train."

Yeah right. I swear, we must have read the whole ticket atleast some 10 times.

"Oh right. Are you sure?"

"Yeah." I could hear the train moving behind him.

 What should I do? Get down at the next station? Meh, I'll just finish my vadas.

Then came PR smiling like a prat, with PT Sir following suit.

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Chennai is fricking HOT . And Humid. It was raining cows and buffalos and yet I was sweating.

I so wanted to eat at Saravana's. So I dragged them to the upstairs restaurant.  3 Chappatis, 2 biryanis and a curd rice later, the bill came to 250 bucks. That's when I realised we were short on Money. Uh Oh. And to top it all, the Auto fellow charge a hundred bucks to get us to the hotel.

Palm Grove is a sucky hotel. It's atleast some 80 years old. I'm not talking heritage-style, ancient-design old, I mean OLD old. The room was tacky, to say the least. And bell-boys came every hour to ask for tips.
 This time, it was easy to sleep. We were so damn tired. 
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8 AM. Humid. What kind of a cruel joke is Chennai? But Devvarman kept us entertained. Yes, the room had a TV. Thankfully.  We dragged ourselves to the in-hotel restaurant for the 'complimentary breakfast'. Now here I was, wearing a jersey and shorts, and in comes the Bangalore team uniform-dressed. With the fancy school blazer and all. I could almost see the scorn on their faces. Nevertheless, I wanted to keep it cordial, so I talked to them:

" We're the team from Bangalore. We were the national runners-up last year. We're gonna kick your asses over here."

Okay, they didnt actually say the last line, but they as well might have. Stupid tactics, as PR says.
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Finally went to the venue.  8 teams for the City finals (:O) and the competition was damn close.  Some team with green shirts made it through. And the Regionals started.

I'm not going in detail about the fiasco at the quiz, as I can only remember the Bangalore team prancing in their seats to tell the answers. But from nowhere, the Vizag team won. Woah.

At first, yes, it was disappointing. But then, hey, Fourth place isn't so bad. We still have loads to look forward to.
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Returning home. Cash in pocket: 300 bucks. But we still went to the Cybercafe in the station, to do some *ahem* life-changing online work. But apparently, the cafe was hacked, and everytime we tried to log in, it redirected us to some other site asking for the password again. So we gave it up and just went to the TIME website to gleefully look up our names.

The train was a nightmare. COCKROACHES! Ohkay, I'm not much of a manly man, and I cant bear watching those creepy little nightmares crawl upto my food, or to my sleeping body. *shudder* But I miraculously went to sleep, somehow.
What else, woke up, went home.

An uneventful end to an eventful little trip, eh?

PS: Hope you get the title of the post. It's an inside joke.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

The secret quiz.

1. Sitter. Willem de X (6 May 1872 – 20 November 1934) was a Dutch mathematician, physicist and astronomer. He came up with the concept of the de X space and de X universe, a solution for Einstein's general relativity. Gimme X.

2. Identify, put fundae.

3. An anecdote has it that when Philip II sent a message to Sparta saying "If I enter Laconia, I will raze Sparta to the ground", the Spartans responded with the single, terse reply: "X". 

4. 
David Ginola-1997
 Beckham, Ginola, Lassiter, Moller, Raul -1998
Dennis Bergkamp-1999
Eddie Pope-2000
Paul Scholes-2001
Thierry Henry-2002
Ryan Giggs, Roberto Carlos, Edgar Davis-2003
Theiry Henry, Alessandro Del Peiro, Ronaldinho-2004
Patrick Viera, Andriy Shevchenko and Fernando Morientes-2005
Rooney, Ronaldinho- 2006 to 2009
Theo Walcott, Rooney, Lampard-2010
____ and Rooney-2011

List is exhaustive. Connect and FITB.

5.
X made his debut as Commander Abhimanyu Rai in the Doordarshan Series 'Fauji' in 1988. X?

6.  ____ __ __ ______ is a famous catch phrase from a famous science fiction TV series. Though it has numerous pop culture references, it is never actually spoken verbatim in the series. FITB.

7. 'We love Hollywood. We just have a funny way of showing it.' Tagline of?

8.
X is a project still in development. It calls itself  'the privacy aware, personally controlled, do-it-all, open source social network.'

The word X literally means 'to scatter about, to disperse'.

X also denotes the scattering of the Jews to countries outside of Palestine after the Babylonian captivity.FInd X.

9.
"Okay, should we get some coffee?" Fundae please.

10. Galena is the natural mineral form of lead sulfide. How is it better known as?